I lurk so much Internet I think I know of everyone in at least three degrees of social separation from me. Does anyone know the name of the blonde kid in my neighborhood who rides his bike everywhere and is taller than me and has a similar build and an Asian friend who is a girl who asked for an application at Panda Express and they didn’t give her one and took the lightrail two months ago late at night, how do I find you? It is refreshing not knowing anything about you and I hope to never meet you because you are perfect as you are and I will destroy you.
