May 2011
1 post
December 2010
9 posts
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Cater 2 U / Destiny’s Child
I was awakened by the slamming of a drawer, a usual, pre-9 P.M. sound that especially bothered me tonight because I fell asleep before 7. In my jeans. Which the thought of is quite bothersome. I wore my jeans to work, my jeans may have grazed the ground when I used the toilet, my jeans got garlic mashed potatoes on them, my jeans are going to stretch in the knees from the pressure I put on them...
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There are many things I just assume people will realize. This is a very bad habit to continue practicing, although, I am not yet sure if it is worse than asking for what you want from everyone. This post of course concerns the game Snake on Facebook and my hope that one of my friends will see my name on the high score board of the week and take it as a challenge. An addiction that exists because...
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I’d like to say my new interest is only attending events to create something to complain about. Only this isn’t really an interest. I don’t really know what other word to use, but I’m not worried about it. I’m only worried about this section of my hair that has turned green.
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November 2010
7 posts
The only reason I would want to date someone right now would be to share the funny .gifs I find and get a Christmas present. Other than that, I could cuddle maself and I could take maself out to dinner. Although I can just afford dinner at Costco because the hot dogs are $1.50 and I get a drink too and I just refill the soda a lot and put a lot of toppings on the hot dog.
FUCK DA COLD, SNUG LYFE
Crying not because “Pink Friday” finally leaked, but because I have pink eye.
Notes to self:
Learn to cook a turkey.
Proceed to cook 2 turkeys for Thanksgiving.
Stuff said turkeys with copies of my Christmas wishlist. And bacon because that just sounds really good.
October 2010
11 posts
I lurk so much Internet I think I know of everyone in at least three degrees of social separation from me. Does anyone know the name of the blonde kid in my neighborhood who rides his bike everywhere and is taller than me and has a similar build and an Asian friend who is a girl who asked for an application at Panda Express and they didn’t give her one and took the lightrail two months ago...
bitchezbewareuchoosethescare:
i will remember nights like this, because no one else will.
Does anyone want to go get breakfast?
edit: Right now.
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One in a Million / Aaliyah
September 2010
17 posts
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Makin’ Nicki Minaj .gifs because the temperature inside of my body called up the weather in the San Francisco bay area and was like, “how hot r u gonna b tomorrow? lemme know so we can match.”
“You added 3 new friends this month.Your friends added 2751 new friends.”
– My Facebook friending activity rubbin’ my unpopularity in my face. T__T
I’d like to change my mantra. Right now, and for the last 4 months, it’s been:
“New Day, Same Jeans!”
Me gustas tu / Manu Chao
My megalomaniac worries are coming to an end. Felipe, no one in Mi Pueblo is aware of Fall 2010 trends. The mail woman is not going to notice you gained 5 pounds over the summer. Nicki Minaj can be requested to play on 100.3 Recuerdo, but it will likely be ignored. Finally, the food you eat should not be merited on freshness, or quality, but VALUE! 69, 79, 89, 99, COSTCO WAREHOUSE, VALUE-MEAL, 10...
My niece is nine years old and makes earrings with beads and Willow Smith fuckin’ WHIPS HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH. WHAT IS MY SISTER DOIN’ WRONG!?
Run / Air
I wish someone would offend me, create a joke about my job or something I can roll my eyes at and then respond with sass. There are many things to hate about me and although they would all be fueled by jealousy (see what I did there?), a determined and dedicated hater would add so much into my life. It would also give me an excuse to buy Four Lokos, and whine about just needin’ a drink.
I...
““Michele, why aren’t you picking up, you big loser? I can’t...”
– Rhonda. A girl who died in Veronica Mars and whose phone message before death I searched for relentlessly on the Internet, because I thought it was really hilarious. It’s not really, I do not know what to do with it now so I will just post it.
What I know about automobiles is whatever was necessary to pass the writing and driving test at the Department of Motor Vehicles. This is absolutely useless when purchasing a vehicle, of which the only requirement I have is to own one that is somewhat shiny. Abandoning an animal on the highway is a crime punishable by a fine of $1000 or confinement in a county jail for up to six months, which...
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If you would like to win my heart over, become a .gif.
I have slept very long on composing this entry concerning returning to regularly using Tumblr and being 20. I’ma keep sleepin’.
“I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO...
June 2010
2 posts
No More (Baby I’ma Do Right) / 3LW
My father was in construction for a majority of his life. The problem with the houses he built were their ceilings, which seemed unreachable, until, one day they rested the pressure of their weight on many heads and kept it’s inhabitants from growing.
May 2010
10 posts
The other night in a syrupy taqueria, I followed two signs into a back hallway, past a kitchen, a path alongside a popcorn machine keeping tortilla chip warms, two signs which led to the “batroom” (you advised me sometime before, about this, misspellings in public places and the way they bring down establishments, owner credibility, well, I had a marker with me and even if you would...
